Ramen Noodles Guys

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

image

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

sorry:

sorry:

GUYS I FOUND A DEAD BODY IN THE OCEAN. I WAS RIDING ROUND ON A BOAT AND THIS BODY WAS JUST FLOATING?????

Oh I really should of said this was on GTA V

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi)

yoshi66666666:

matching icons for u and ur friend

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

(Source: huffingtonpost)