i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
I mean come on
the whole movie is gold
It’s just one pun after another
The movie is completely random and it’s amazing
someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.
"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"
if you’re gay, that’s ok
if you’re straight, that’s ok
if you swing both ways, that’s ok
if you’re transgender, that’s ok
if you’re christian, that’s ok
if you’re atheist, that’s ok
if you’re jewish, that’s ok
if you’re muslim, that’s ok
if you believe in something else, that’s ok
if you like anime, that’s ok
if you don’t like anime, that’s ok
if you’re a judgmental asshole who judges people for who they are, that’s not ok
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.