Ramen Noodles Guys

I am a princess

(Source: kristoffbjorgman)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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zombie-baby:

if you’re gay, that’s ok
if you’re straight, that’s ok
if you swing both ways, that’s ok
if you’re transgender, that’s ok
if you’re christian, that’s ok
if you’re atheist, that’s ok
if you’re jewish, that’s ok
if you’re muslim, that’s ok
if you believe in something else, that’s ok
if you like anime, that’s ok
if you don’t like anime, that’s ok
if you’re a judgmental asshole who judges people for who they are, that’s not ok

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man.